so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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