we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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