I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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