we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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