I'm really into asian looking animals
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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