Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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