My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
