Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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