He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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