I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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