About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
