Pappa wants mamma naked
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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