he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
either way he was missing a nipple.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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