I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
