i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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