Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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