READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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