Sry I called you an 8
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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