Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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