Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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