my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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