He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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