there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Randomize
