Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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