she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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