Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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