Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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