Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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