Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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