sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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