What did we do last night that was yellow?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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