super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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