found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"it" just moved
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
