no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You ruined the universe
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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