So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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