i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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