My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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