So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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