Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
