Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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