That's intense
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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