Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
