when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want to make out with him forever
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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