We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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