literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
