if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I need a burrito and a hug.
3 2 1 whiskey
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
