is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
