you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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