Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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