You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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