I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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