You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i barfeds in our rink
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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