3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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