I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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