I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
